Global Warming ( and how I’ve solved it)

Having landed a job a as a school secretary/registrar I am around children all day.  This allows me ample opportunity to experience all the blissful moments of motherhood without having to take them home at the end of the day.  Well…I take that back.  I was there two days and I caught a nasty cold, but [...]

Swinging

I always thought I was more or less normal.  That is, until I turned 38.  By normal I mean I never stalked a celebrity, never plucked my eyelashes out and never set a cat on fire.  However when I turned 38 I developed an overwhelming desire to tell everyone that they were doing it wrong.  [...]